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Featured Teddy sibwing: Sigh

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Oh h-h-hi. My n-name is S-S…my name is S-Sigh. I know Teddy alweady f-featured me wif my bwother T-T-T…my bwother Teddy, but I wanted to t-tell a wit-wit-w-wittle about myself. I am a wittle c-c-cow. I was attacked by s-s-some sor…some sor…s-s-some sort of anim-m…animal before my..my m-mommy and daddy adop…adopted me. You can pwobabwy see in my p-p-picshure that I..I…I don’t have…don’t have…I don’t have eyes. And I have a pwetty b-big booboo on my hea…my head. I think thas why I tal…talk f-f-funny. I asked T-T-Teddy to t-type out how I…how I…h-how I t-talk so that evwyone knows that Im not…Im not ashamed of it.

I weawwy w-wove my bw-bwothers and my…and…and my sis-si-sisters. I used to be m-much shyer than I am now. I weawwy w-wike to pw-pway games wif evwybody. Usuwy one of th-them has to h-h-help me, but we still have wots of…wots…wots of fun.

I think it’s impor…impor…important for evwyone to know th-th-that its ok to wook diffewent. And its ok to t-talk funny too. My m-mommy and dad…mommy and d-daddy still wove me vewy…vewy much. So do my bw-bwothers and sisters. It m-m-makes me a h-happy cow.

Cow Face on HTC Sense 7
Before I g-go, I wanted to share a w-w-wittle song I wote. It’s kinda stupid, b-b-but I wike…I wike it.
🎶 My…my n-name is Sigh and I’m a c-cow!
🎶 B-b-but I can…can’t jump over
🎶 The moon
🎶 Because I don’t know h-how!
Tee…hee!
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Teddys and thare emoshuns

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Just yike humens teddys have wots of emoshuns. We also show them diffwentwy.

When the Teddy is happy, I bounce awound. The more I bounce the happier I am.

When I’m a sad Teddy I woll into a ball and woll away. The sadder I am the fawder away I  woll.

Whenever I have been a bad Teddy, I also woll into a ball until my mommy feels gilty and says Im a good Teddy, mwehehe!

If I get scawed, I jus wun away and hide.

Wastwy, when I feel espeshuwy evil I just waff eviwy!

Being the Teddy

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Being the Teddy can be hard sometimes. Its my wesponsibiwity to eat all the potatoes in the world. I also have to bop my mommy and daddy on the face a whole wot. I wely on my bwothers and sisters to help me take care of all this. But its still pwetty hard.

One of my smaller teddy sibwings has to sneak into mommy or daddys pocket when they go to the store so they can steal all the potatoes there merherher! We do the same thing when mommy and daddy go to visit famiwy and fwiends. We have to get all the potatoes we possibwy can!

If my mommy or daddy twies to stop us fwom eating all the potatoes, I just bop them on the face. I’m weawwy good at bopping faces. *bop* *bop bop bop* See? MERHERHER

If you want to wearn how to pwoperwy steal potatoes and bop faces, just let me know. I shud pwobabwy teach a cwass on all this.

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Oh! Books!

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I weawwy yike when my daddy weads books to me. I’m not too good at weading by myself so I need my daddy or my mommy to wead to me. I do pwactice weading but sometimes its weawwy hard.

One book I wove my daddy to wead to me is a book cawwed It’s a Bwight World to Feel Wost In by Mawson bear. Mawson is a vewy cute awther bear. I weawwy think evwyone should wead it!

Mawson Bear has a bwog and I would apwesheate if evwyone would wook at it

Thank you evwyone!

Featured Teddy sibwing: Fwoppy Teddy

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Hewwo evwyone! My name is Fwoppy Teddy! I am Teddys wittle sister. I wike to sing and dance and pway hide and seek wif my bwothers and sisters.

I’m vewy cwose to my sister Wittle Teddy. She’s so wittle and easy for me to hug. Hugs are vewy fun! I wove to hug evwybody, Well evwybody nice that is! I think evwybody could use more hugs.

Sometimes I wike to be notty and knock my daddys stuff onto the fwoor. Mwehehe!

Even thou I’m a notty teddy sometimes my daddy has been teeching me how to weed books. I weawwy wike books about bears and teddys. I also wike fantasy books. It’s weawwy cool to wead about dwagons and unicones and udder cweatures wike that.

I hope evwyone wikes the Fwoppy Teddy! Bye bye!teddy-27.jpg

My favwite food

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I weawwy weawwy weawwy wove potatoes! Thare just so yummy! I wove them no matter how you make them! Fwench fwies are yummy! So are mashed potatoes! And baked potatoes! And hass bwowns! Unwess they have unyuns. Unyuns are gwoss.

Potatoes taste espeshuwy good when they are stowen! If you have never had stowen potatoes, you should twy them! Jus steal all the potatoes you can! You can be super evil jus yike the Teddy!

Maybe I can start a be evil yike the Teddy scool. I can teach evwyone how to be super evil yike me! MWEHEHE!!