I weawwy weawwy weawwy wove potatoes! Thare just so yummy! I wove them no matter how you make them! Fwench fwies are yummy! So are mashed potatoes! And baked potatoes! And hass bwowns! Unwess they have unyuns. Unyuns are gwoss.

Potatoes taste espeshuwy good when they are stowen! If you have never had stowen potatoes, you should twy them! Jus steal all the potatoes you can! You can be super evil jus yike the Teddy!

Maybe I can start a be evil yike the Teddy scool. I can teach evwyone how to be super evil yike me! MWEHEHE!!