Opinyuns pwease

Ooh! Hi evwyone, I’m the Teddy! 🐻

Wots of peeple have wooked at the Teddys bwog which makes me vewy vewy happy!

But the Teddy would weawwy yike evwyones opinyun on the Teddy and my bwog. Would evwyone pwease weave a comment tewwing the Teddy what you think?

I would weawwy appwesheate it. Thank you! *hugs*

 

Teddys and thare emoshuns

Just yike humens teddys have wots of emoshuns. We also show them diffwentwy.

When the Teddy is happy, I bounce awound. The more I bounce the happier I am.

When I’m a sad Teddy I woll into a ball and woll away. The sadder I am the fawder away I  woll.

Whenever I have been a bad Teddy, I also woll into a ball until my mommy feels gilty and says Im a good Teddy, mwehehe!

If I get scawed, I jus wun away and hide.

Wastwy, when I feel espeshuwy evil I just waff eviwy!

Being the Teddy

Being the Teddy can be hard sometimes. Its my wesponsibiwity to eat all the potatoes in the world. I also have to bop my mommy and daddy on the face a whole wot. I wely on my bwothers and sisters to help me take care of all this. But its still pwetty hard.

One of my smaller teddy sibwings has to sneak into mommy or daddys pocket when they go to the store so they can steal all the potatoes there merherher! We do the same thing when mommy and daddy go to visit famiwy and fwiends. We have to get all the potatoes we possibwy can!

If my mommy or daddy twies to stop us fwom eating all the potatoes, I just bop them on the face. I’m weawwy good at bopping faces. *bop* *bop bop bop* See? MERHERHER

If you want to wearn how to pwoperwy steal potatoes and bop faces, just let me know. I shud pwobabwy teach a cwass on all this.

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Oh! Books!

I weawwy yike when my daddy weads books to me. I’m not too good at weading by myself so I need my daddy or my mommy to wead to me. I do pwactice weading but sometimes its weawwy hard.

One book I wove my daddy to wead to me is a book cawwed It’s a Bwight World to Feel Wost In by Mawson bear. Mawson is a vewy cute awther bear. I weawwy think evwyone should wead it!

Mawson Bear has a bwog and I would apwesheate if evwyone would wook at it

Thank you evwyone!

My favwite food

I weawwy weawwy weawwy wove potatoes! Thare just so yummy! I wove them no matter how you make them! Fwench fwies are yummy! So are mashed potatoes! And baked potatoes! And hass bwowns! Unwess they have unyuns. Unyuns are gwoss.

Potatoes taste espeshuwy good when they are stowen! If you have never had stowen potatoes, you should twy them! Jus steal all the potatoes you can! You can be super evil jus yike the Teddy!

Maybe I can start a be evil yike the Teddy scool. I can teach evwyone how to be super evil yike me! MWEHEHE!!