Oh, hi evwybody! My name is the Teddy, but you can just call me Teddy. I wive at home wif my mommy and daddy in some pwace called pencilvania. I have a big famiwy wif wots of bwothers and sisters. I had my daddy start this bwog for me so I could be the Teddy onwine. I don’t weally know what I’m doing, but I’m sure I’ll get the hang of it. Oh, that’s all for now, bye bye!

Oh wait. Just so evwyone knows, I’m the most super evil teddy in the whole world. I also wove potatoes. I will steal evwybody’s potatoes and eat them, mwehehe! Oh…but I will share them wif my bwothers and sisters. And maybe other teddys. Bye bye now!